Wife and Girlfriend

I just got some tip email from ma friend talking about wife and girl friend and just wanna share you all.

What are the differences between WIFE and GIRLFRIEND, Dad? His Daddy replies: My dear, Wife is a TV. Girl friend is aHandPhone. At home watch TV. Go out, bring HandPhone. No money, sell TV. Got money,change HandPhone. Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HandPhone. TV is free for life. But HandPhone, if you don't pay, services will be

TERMINATED!! ! But u should be careful with both.

How do you think?